Life is a little weird
“Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.” – 30 funny quotes
My brain has too many tabs open
“If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.” – 30 funny quotes
You tried your best
“There are three faithful friends – an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.” ― 30 funny quotes
I live by my own rules
“Trouble knocked at the door, but, hearing laughter, hurried away.” - 30 funny quotes
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe.” - 30 funny quotes
Go left
“Don’t keep a man guessing too long – he’s sure to find the answer somewhere else.”
Age is an issue of mind over matter
“I would have written a shorter letter, but I did not have the time.” - 30 funny quotes
If you are not having fun
“Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.” - 30 funny quotes
If you are always trying to be normal
“As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can’t remember the other two.” - 30 funny quotes
Step out of nagging shoes
“Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing.” - 30 funny quotes
The best things in life are the people we love
“I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done.” - 30 funny quotes
Every story is us
“The road to success is always under construction.” - 30 funny quotes
