Love is blind
“Trouble knocked at the door, but, hearing laughter, hurried away.” - 20 funny quotes
My wife and I were happy for twenty years
“If you can stay in love for more than two years, you’re on something.” - 20 funny quotes
Friends are people who know you really well
“The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time.” - 20 funny quotes
Smile because it happened
“Inside me there’s a thin person struggling to get out, but I can usually sedate him with four or five cupcakes.” - funny quotes
We never really grow up
“You know you’re getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you’re down there.” - 20 funny quotes
Do not take life too seriously
“No wonder the teacher knows so much; she has the book.” - 20 funny quotes
Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life
“The most important thing we learn at school is the fact that the most important things can’t be learned at school.” - 20 funny quotes
If people never did silly things nothing intelligent would ever get done
“Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.” - 20 funny quotes
When people are laughing
“I like nonsense. It wakes up the brain cells.” - 20 funny quotes
Life is a little weird
“Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.” – 30 funny quotes
My brain has too many tabs open
“If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.” – 30 funny quotes
You tried your best
“There are three faithful friends – an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.” ― 30 funny quotes
I live by my own rules
“Trouble knocked at the door, but, hearing laughter, hurried away.” - 30 funny quotes
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe.” - 30 funny quotes
Go left
“Don’t keep a man guessing too long – he’s sure to find the answer somewhere else.”
Age is an issue of mind over matter
“I would have written a shorter letter, but I did not have the time.” - 30 funny quotes
If you are not having fun
“Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.” - 30 funny quotes
If you are always trying to be normal
“As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can’t remember the other two.” - 30 funny quotes
Step out of nagging shoes
“Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing.” - 30 funny quotes
The best things in life are the people we love
“I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done.” - 30 funny quotes
Every story is us
“The road to success is always under construction.” - 30 funny quotes
