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Tag: Funny Quotes

Love is blind

“Trouble knocked at the door, but, hearing laughter, hurried away.” - 20 funny quotes

Funny quotes I was born to make mistakes not to fake perfection Aylake

Smile because it happened

“Inside me there’s a thin person struggling to get out, but I can usually sedate him with four or five cupcakes.” - funny quotes

Funny quotes The happier we get the less we see Aylake

We never really grow up

“You know you’re getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you’re down there.” - 20 funny quotes

Funny quotes Life biggest tragedy is that we get old too soon Aylake

You tried your best

“There are three faithful friends – an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.” ― 30 funny quotes

Go left

“Don’t keep a man guessing too long – he’s sure to find the answer somewhere else.”

Funny quotes Man has his will but woman has her way Aylake

Step out of nagging shoes

“Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing.” - 30 funny quotes