Tomorrow is often the busiest day of the week

“If you have a secret, people will sit a little bit closer.” – Rob Cordry

“I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things, and I have succeed fairly well.” – Robert Benchley

“The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.” – Robert Bloch

“All I can do is try to create my own brand and have people appreciate me for that.” – Kevin Hart 

“Your phone doesn’t suck. Your life sucks around the phone.” – Louis C.K.

“All my life I’ve wanted, just once, to say something clever without losing my train of thought.” – Robert Breault

“By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day.” – Robert Frost

“He who can, does. He who cannot, teaches.” – George Bernard Shaw

“Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.” – George Burns

“Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.” – Robert Frost

“I intend to live forever. So far, so good.” – Steven Wrigh

“Tomorrow is often the busiest day of the week.” – Spanish proverb

“When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.” – Rodney Dangerfield

“Rice is great when you’re hungry and you want 2000 of something.” – Mitch Hedberg

“Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.” – Unknown

“When a man opens a car door for his wife, it’s either a new car or a new wife.” – Prince Philip

“I remixed a remix, it was back to normal.” – Mitch Hedberg

“The advice I would give to someone is to not take anyone’s advice.” – Eddie Murphy

“I think those neighborhood signs that say ‘slow children playing’ are so very mean.” – Zach Galifianakis

“When humor goes, there goes civilization.” – Erma Bombeck

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aylake

Every day is perfect day for perfect day. I'm mum of 3 and love to do different things. Reading and beading are my favorites. After that I like walk on the beach and take pictures of everything where I see beauty. I like make jokes and laugh. At moment learning English language. This blog going to be like me. Sometimes boring and sometimes I show you something surprisingly new.

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