Humor is a universal language

“Education is learning what you didn’t even know you didn’t know.” – Daniel J. Boorstin

“It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person’s plate.” – Dave Barry

“Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.” – Dave Barry

“I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass.” – David Lee Roth

“Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television.” – David Letterman

“What was your key motivation for this piece? The due date.” 

“Men cannot live by bread alone; he must have peanut butter.” – James A. Garfield 

“Food is like sex: When you abstain, even the worst stuff begins to look good.” – Beth McCollister

“I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.” – Rodney Dangerfield

“I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous – everyone hasn’t met me yet.” – Rodney Dangerfield

“Every time you feel yourself being pulled into other people’s drama, repeat these word: Not my circus, not my monkeys.” – Polish Proverb

“If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses.” – Henry Ford

“The closest a person ever comes to perfection is when he fills out a job application form.” – Stanley Randall

“Sorry for being late. I got caught up enjoying my last few minutes of not being here.”

“I know that the work cycle is not plan/start/finish, but is wait/plan/plan.”

“My way of joking is to tell the truth. It’s the funniest joke in the world.” – George Bernard Shaw

“Good humor is a tonic for mind and body. It is the best antidote for anxiety and depression. It is a business asset. It attracts and keep friends. It lightens human burdens. It is the direct route to serenity and contentment.” – Greenville Kleisser

“Jokes of the proper kind, properly told, can do more to enlighten questions of politics, philosophy, and literature than any number of dull arguments.” – Isaac Asimov

“Humor is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility.” – James Thurber

“Humor is a serious thing. I like to think of it as one of our greatest earliest natural resources, which must be preserved at all cost.” – James Thurber

“Humor is a universal language.” – Joel Goodman

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aylake

Every day is perfect day for perfect day. I'm mum of 3 and love to do different things. Reading and beading are my favorites. After that I like walk on the beach and take pictures of everything where I see beauty. I like make jokes and laugh. At moment learning English language. This blog going to be like me. Sometimes boring and sometimes I show you something surprisingly new.

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