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Do not take life too seriously

Funny quotes My grandmother started walking five miles a day Aylake
Funny quotes My grandmother started walking five miles a day Aylake

“A woman is like a tea bag – you can’t tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water.” –  Eleanor Roosevelt

“My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She’s ninety-seven now, and we don’t know where the hell she is.” – Ellen DeGeneres

“Never have more children than you have car windows.” –  Erma Bombeck

“Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.” – Elbert Hubbard

Funny quotes No wonder the teacher knows so much she has the book Aylake
Funny quotes No wonder the teacher knows so much she has the book Aylake

“If you live to be one hundred, you’ve got it made. Very few people die past that age.” – George Burns

“Education can get you the only thing that really matters in today’s world – an assigned parking space.” – Gene Perret

“It is impossible for a man to learn what he thinks he already knows.” – Epictetus

“No wonder the teacher knows so much; she has the book.” – Edgar Watson Howe 

Funny quotes People learn something every day and a lot of times it is that Aylake
Funny quotes People learn something every day and a lot of times it is that Aylake

“Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance.” – Will Durant

“People learn something every day, and a lot of times it’s that what they learned the day before was wrong.” – Bill Vaughan

“God made Adam first because he didn’t want any advice from Eve how to make Adam.”

“There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible.” – P. J. O’Rourke

Funny quotes He who laughs last did not get the joke Aylake
Funny quotes He who laughs last did not get the joke Aylake

“Women give us solace, but if it were not for women we would never need solace.” – Don Herold

“America is a land where men govern, but women rule.” – John Mason Brown

“Why do men like intelligent women? Because opposites attract.” – Kathy Lette

“He who laughs last didn’t get the joke.” – Charles de Gaulle

Funny quotes I always arrive late at the office Aylake
Funny quotes I always arrive late at the office Aylake

“I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.” – Charles Lamb

“Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.” –  Charles M. Schulz

“By the time a man realizes that his father was right, he has a son who thinks he’s wrong.” –  Charles Wadsworth

“A day without laughter is a day wasted.” – Charlie Chaplin

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