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Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life

Funny quotes Leave something for someone but do not leave someone for something Aylake
Funny quotes Leave something for someone but do not leave someone for something Aylake

“A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.” – Emo Philips

“How many people here have telekinetic powers? Raise my hand.” – Emo Philips

“I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.” – Emo Philips

“Leave something for someone but don’t leave someone for something.” – Enid Blyton

Funny quotes The human brain is special It starts working as soon as you get up Aylake
Funny quotes The human brain is special It starts working as soon as you get up Aylake

“Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.” – Erma Bombeck

“Work hard, nap hard.” – Demi Lovato

“The human brain is special. It starts working as soon as you get up and it doesn’t stop until you get to school.” – Milton Berle

“When a teacher calls a boy by his entire name, it means trouble.” – Mark Twain

Funny quotes The most important thing we learn at school is the fact that the most important things can not be learned at school Aylake
Funny quotes The most important thing we learn at school is the fact that the most important things can not be learned at school Aylake

“School is learning things you don’t want to know, surrounded by people you wish you didn’t know, while working toward a future you don’t know will ever come.” – Dave Kellett

“The most important thing we learn at school is the fact that the most important things can’t be learned at school.” – Haruki Murakami

“When a man brings his wife flowers for no reason, there’s a reason.” – Molly McGee

“Men are like a deck of cards. You’ll find the occasional king, but most are jacks.” – Laura Swenson 

Funny quotes A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him Aylake
Funny quotes A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him Aylake

“Coffee, chocolate, men. The richer the better!”

“A man in love is like a clipped coupon – it’s time to cash in.” – Mae West

“A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him.” – Brendan Francis

“Political correctness is tyranny with manners.” – Charlton Heston

Funny quotes Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life Aylake
Funny quotes Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life Aylake

“High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead.” – Christopher Morley

“If you love something set it free, but don’t be surprised if it comes back with herpes.” – Chuck Palahniuk

“Starbucks says they are going to start putting religious quotes on cups. The very first one will say, ‘Jesus! This cup is expensive!’” –  Conan O’Brien

“Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life. Laughing at someone else’s can shorten it.” – Cullen Hightower

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