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If people never did silly things nothing intelligent would ever get done

Funny quotes We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience Aylake
Funny quotes We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience Aylake

“I drink to make other people more interesting.” – Ernest Hemingway

“Great art is the contempt of a great man for small art.” – F. Scott Fitzgerald

“You’re only as good as your last haircut.” – Fran Lebowitz

“We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience.” – George Bernard Shaw

Funny quotes I go to school but I never learn what I want to know Aylake
Funny quotes I go to school but I never learn what I want to know Aylake

“Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.” – George Burns

“I go to school, but I never learn what I want to know.” – Bill Watterson

“My career plans were much more exciting when I was 5.”

“Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.” – Mark Twain

Funny quotes There cannot be a crisis next week My schedule is already full Aylake
Funny quotes There cannot be a crisis next week My schedule is already full Aylake

“A boss on vacation is the most cost effective measure. Everybody in the office has a vacation at the cost of one.” – Thibaut

“There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.” – Henry Kissinger

“The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything.” – Friedrich Nietzsche

“You grow up the day you have your first real laugh at yourself.” – Ethel Barrymore

Funny quotes If people never did silly things nothing intelligent would ever get done Aylake
Funny quotes If people never did silly things nothing intelligent would ever get done Aylake

“If people never did silly things nothing intelligent would ever get done.” – Ludwig Wittgenstein

“Humor is by far the most significant activity of the human brain.” – Edward de Bono

“The secret source of humour itself is not joy, but sorrow. There is no humour in heaven.” – Mark Twain

“If you can’t live without me, why aren’t you dead already?” – Cynthia Heimel

Funny quotes Remember today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday Aylake
Funny quotes Remember today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday Aylake

“If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito.” – Dalai Lama

“Remember, today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.” – Dale Carnegie

“Don’t think about your errors or failures, otherwise you’ll never do a thing.” – Bill Murray

“There are only three things women need in life: food, water and compliments.” – Chris Rock

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