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Funny quotes Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad example Aylake
Funny quotes Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad example Aylake

“Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad example.” –  Francois de La Rochefoucauld

“Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.” –  Francois de La Rochefoucauld

“I can’t understand why a person will take a year to write a novel when he can easily buy one for a few dollars.” – Fred Allen

“The first time I sang in the church choir; two hundred people changed their religion.” – Fred Allen

Funny quotes Laziness is nothing more than the habit Aylake
Funny quotes Laziness is nothing more than the habit Aylake

“Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all others because you were born in it.” – George Bernard Shaw

“Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.” – George Carlin

“Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.” – Mark Twain

“Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.” – Jules Renard

Funny quotes I like nonsense It wakes up the brain cells Aylake

“The most ineffective workers are systematically moved to the place where they can do the least damage: management.” – Scott Adams 

“The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.” – Oscar Wilde

“I like nonsense. It wakes up the brain cells.” – Dr. Seuss

“When people are laughing, they’re generally not killing each other.” – Alan Alda

Funny quotes Chaos in the midst of chaos isnt funny Aylake
Funny quotes Chaos in the midst of chaos isnt funny Aylake

“Laughter rises out of tragedy, when you need it the most, and rewards you for your courage.” – Erma Bombeck

“And we should consider every day lost on which we have not danced at least once. And we should call every truth false which was not accompanied by at least one laugh.” – Friedrich Nietzsche

“Angels can fly because they take themselves lightly; devils fall because of their gravity.” – G.K. Chesterton

“Chaos in the midst of chaos isn’t funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.” – Steve Martin 

Funny quotes You know what your problem is it is that you havent seen enough movies Aylake
Funny quotes You know what your problem is it is that you havent seen enough movies Aylake

“You know what your problem is, it’s that you haven’t seen enough movies – all of life’s riddles are answered in the movies.” – Steve Martin

“First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.” – Steve Martin

“A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.” – Steve Martin

“Be so good they can’t ignore you.” – Steve Martin

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