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The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits

“Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers.” – Socrates

“You cannot be anything if you want to be everything.” – Solomon Schechter

“If any of you cry at my funeral I’ll never speak to you again.” – Stan Laurel

“Folks, I don’t trust children. They’re here to replace us.” – Stephen Colbert

“Crocodiles are easy. They try to kill and eat you. People are harder. Sometimes they pretend to be your friend first.” – Steve Irwin

“Avoid popularity if you would have peace.” – Abraham Lincoln

“Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed.” – Albert Einstein

“The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.” – Albert Einstein

“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe.” ― Albert Einstein

“There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle.” ― Albert Einstein

“Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving.” ― Albert Einstein

“Creativity is intelligence having fun.” ― Albert Einstein

“Black holes are where God divided by zero.” ― Albert Einstein

“Everything must be made as simple as possible. But not simpler.” ― Albert Einstein

“It is harder to crack prejudice than an atom.” ― Albert Einstein

“Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.” – John F. Kennedy

“I’ve come to view Jesus much the way I view Elvis. I love the guy but the fan clubs really freak me out.” – John Fugelsang

“Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.” – John Hughes

“The avoidance of taxes is the only intellectual pursuit that still carries any reward.” – John Maynard Keynes

“Life is hard; it’s harder if you’re stupid.” – John Wayne

“If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.” – Johnny Carson

“Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed.” – Josh Billings

“The greatest thief this world has ever produced is procrastination, and he is still at large.” – Josh Billings

“The secret of the demagogue is to make himself as stupid as his audience so they believe they are clever as he.” – Karl Kraus

“Life is hard. After all, it kills you.” – Katharine Hepburn

“The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.” – Kin Hubbard

“I’m addicted to placebos.” – Steven Wright

“I’d like to live like a poor man – only with lots of money.” – Pablo Picasso

“Puns are the highest form of literature.” – Alfred Hitchcock

“Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.” – Elbert Hubbard

“All generalizations are false, including this one.” – Mark Twain

“What’s another word for Thesaurus? Steven Wright” 

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