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If you are not having fun you are doing something wrong

“I have not failed. I’ve just found 10,000 ways that won’t work.” – Thomas A. Edison

“Happiness is an imaginary condition, formerly attributed by the living to the dead, now usually attributed by adults to children, and by children to adults.” – Thomas Szasz

“I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I hate people like that!” – Tom Lehrer

“I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.” ― Groucho Marx

“If you’re not having fun, you’re doing something wrong.” ― Groucho Marx

 

“It takes considerable knowledge just to realize the extent of your own ignorance.” – Thomas Sowell

“From the moment I picked up your book until I put it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.” ― Groucho Marx

“Worrying is like paying a debt you don’t owe.” – Mark Twain

“Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.” ― Groucho Marx

“Everything is changing. People are taking the comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.” – Will Rogers

 

“I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it.” ― Groucho Marx

“When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.” – Mark Twain

“Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They’re about to announce the lottery numbers.” – Matt Groening

“I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.” ― Groucho Marx

“Accept who you are. Unless you’re a serial killer.” Ellen DeGeneres

 

“Humor is reason gone mad.” ― Groucho Marx

“If you’re too open-minded; your brains will fall out.” – Lawrence Ferlinghetti

“Do not make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans or they will treat you like dogs.” – Martha Scott

“God is at home, it’s we who have gone out for a walk.” – Meister Eckhart

“Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.” – Miles Kington

 

“I’m not crazy about reality, but it’s still the only place to get a decent meal.” ― Groucho Marx

“A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours.” – Milton Berle

“If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?” – Milton Berle

“My doctor told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already.” – Milton Berle

“It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste.” 

 

“That’s why they call it the American Dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it.” – George Carlin

“Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.”  – Thomas A. Edison

“When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, ‘Damn, that was fun’.” ― Groucho Marx

“I came from a real tough neighborhood. Once a guy pulled a knife on me. I knew he wasn’t a professional, the knife had butter on it.” – Rodney Dangerfield

“Those are my principles, and if you don’t like them…well I have others.” ― Groucho Marx

 

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