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If you are always trying to be normal

If you are always trying to be normal Aylake Quote

If you are always trying to be normal

 If you are always trying to be normal.

You will never know how amazing you can be.

“Every man is guilty of all the good he did not do.” – Voltaire

“I hate women because they always know where things are.” – Voltaire

“A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.” – W. C. Fields

“Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake.” – W. C. Fields

“If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There’s no point in being a damn fool about it.” – W. C. Fields

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I hate women because they always know where things are 

“A fit, healthy body—that is the best fashion statement.” ― Jess C Scott

“I felt like an animal, and animals don’t know sin, do they?” ― Jess C. Scott

“When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back.” ― Bill Watterson

“Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.” ― Groucho Marx

“I’ve had great success being a total idiot.” ― Jerry Lewis

“Rejection is an opportunity for your selection.” ― Bernard Branson

 

“Instead of committing suicide, people go to work.” ― Thomas Bernhard

“She says you’re not awake until you’re actually out of bed and standing up.” ― Richelle Mead

“A child of five could understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.”― Groucho Marx

“Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.” ― Groucho Marx

“I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle.” – Mitch Hedberg

 

“I prefer someone who burns the flag and then wraps themselves up in the Constitution over someone who burns the Constitution and then wraps themselves up in the flag.” – Molly Ivins

“It’s just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up.” – Muhammad Ali

“God did not intend religion to be an exercise club.” – Naguib Mahfouz

“The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby.” – Natalie Wood

“It’s always darkest before the dawn. So if you’re going to steal your neighbor’s newspaper, that’s the time to do it.” – Navjot Singh Sidhu

 

“The only thing that stops God from sending another flood is that the first one was useless.” – Nicolas Chamfort

“When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren’t smart enough to get out of jury duty.” – Norm Crosby

“As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can’t remember the other two.” – Norman Wisdom

“Ask me no questions, and I’ll tell you no lies.” – Oliver Goldsmith

“If you must make a noise, make it quietly.” – Oliver Hardy

“I live on a one-way street that’s also a dead end. I’m not sure how I got there.” -Steven Wright

 

“Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile.” – Billy Sunday

“Never trust people who smile constantly. They’re either selling something or not very bright.” – Laurell K. Hamilton

“I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.” – Mark Twain

“A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.” – Winston S. Churchill

“When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.” – Cathy Guisewite

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