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Step out of nagging shoes

Step out of nagging shoes aylake quote

Step out of nagging shoes

Step out of nagging shoes,

lighten up and move on

towards your true potential.

“The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.” – Will Rogers

“When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.” – Will Rogers

“Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing.” – William James

“A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.” – Winston Churchill

“If you’re going through hell, keep going.” – Winston Churchill

Funny quotes If you are going through hell keep going Aylake

If you are going through hell keep going 

“I came from a real tough neighborhood. Once a guy pulled a knife on me. I knew he wasn’t a professional, the knife had butter on it.”– Rodney Dangerfield

“That’s why they call it the American Dream because you have to be asleep to believe it.” – George Carlin

“A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice.” – Bill Cosby

“Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise, they won’t come to yours.” – Yogi Berra

“Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.” – Mark Twain

 

“She’s strong! And scary…I bet she’s single…I’d put money on it.” – Masashi Kishimoto

“Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more.” – James Thurber

“Puns are the highest form of literature.” – Alfred Hitchcock

“I’d rather have 1% of the effort of 100 men than 100% of my own effort.” – J. Paul Getty

“Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It’s the transition that’s troublesome.” – Isaac Asimov

 

“A woman’s mind is cleaner than a man’s: She changes it more often.” – Oliver Herford

“Man has his will, but woman has her way.” – Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr.

“Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m schizophrenic, and so am I.” – Oscar Levant

“There’s a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.” – Oscar Levant

“What the world needs is more geniuses with humility; there are so few of us left.” – Oscar Levant

 

“Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.” – Oscar Wilde

“Always forgive your enemies – nothing annoys them so much.” – Oscar Wilde

“I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.” – Oscar Wilde

“I can resist everything except temptation.” – Oscar Wilde

“I can stand brute force, but brute reason is quite unbearable. There is something unfair about its use. It is hitting below the intellect.” – Oscar Wilde

 

“Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood.” – Oscar Wilde

“Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off.” – Bill Murray

“Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.” – Mark Twain

“I wrote a few children’s books… not on purpose.” – Steven Wright

“If a book about failures doesn’t sell, is it a success?” – Jerry Seinfeld

“I like Kit-Kat, unless I’m with four or more people.” – Mitch Hedberg

“I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering.” – Steven Wright

 

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