Skip to content

The best things in life are the people we love

Funny quotes Everybody laughs the same in every language because laughter is a universal connection Aylake
Funny quotes Everybody laughs the same in every language because laughter is a universal connection Aylake

“Everybody laughs the same in every language because laughter is a universal connection.” – Yakov Smirnoff

“I’m such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.” – Woody Allen

“I don’t want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.” – Woody Allen

“If a book about failures doesn’t sell, is it a success?” – Jerry Seinfeld

“If you’re too open-minded; your brains will fall out.” – Lawrence Ferlinghetti

Funny quotes Never miss a good chance to shut up Aylake
Funny quotes Never miss a good chance to shut up Aylake

“You have enemies? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.” – Winston Churchill

“Never miss a good chance to shut up.” – Will Rogers

“I don’t hate you. I just don’t like that you exist” – Gena Showalter

“Don’t gobblefunk around with words.” – Roald Dahl

“A penny saved is a penny earned.” – Benjamin Franklin

Funny quotes Of all the things I have lost I miss my mind the most Aylake
Funny quotes Of all the things I have lost I miss my mind the most Aylake

“The funniest people are the saddest ones.” – Confucius

“Why is there so much month left at the end of the money?” – John Barrymore

“Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.” – Mark Twain

“Of all the things I’ve lost I miss my mind the most.” – Ozzy Osbourne

“The only reason some people get lost in thought is because it’s unfamiliar territory.”  – Paul Fix

Funny quotes I have learned from my mistakes and I am sure I can repeat them exactly Aylake
Funny quotes I have learned from my mistakes and I am sure I can repeat them exactly Aylake

“To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer.” – Paul R. Ehrlich

“I have learned from my mistakes, and I am sure I can repeat them exactly.” – Peter Cook

“I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them.” – Phyllis Diller

“We spend the first twelve months of our children’s lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.” – Phyllis Diller

“When a man opens a car door for his wife, it’s either a new car or a new wife.” – Prince Philip

Funny quotes Life is a sexually transmitted disease Aylake
Funny quotes Life is a sexually transmitted disease Aylake

“Life is a sexually transmitted disease.” – R. D. Laing

“I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives.” – Ralph Waldo Emerson

“Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.” – Redd Foxx

“The less Holy Spirit we have, the more cake and coffee we need to keep the church going.” – Reinhard Bonnke

“The best way to teach your kids about taxes is by eating 30 percent of their ice cream.” – Bill Murray

Funny quotes The best things in life are the people we love Aylake
Funny quotes The best things in life are the people we love Aylake

“I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done.” – Steven Wright

“A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I’m afraid of widths.” – Steven Wright

“I have always wanted to be somebody, but I see now I should have been more specific.” – Lily Tomlin

“Don’t be so humble – you are not that great.” – Golda Meir

“The best things in life are the people we love, the places we’ve been and the memories we’ve made.”

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Google photo

You are commenting using your Google account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.

%d bloggers like this: