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The best things in life are the people we love

The best things in life are the people we love aylake quote

The best things in life are the people we love

The best things in life

are the people we love,

the places we’ve been

and the memories we’ve made.

“You have enemies? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.” – Winston Churchill

“I don’t want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.” – Woody Allen

“I’m such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.” – Woody Allen

“Everybody laughs the same in every language because laughter is a universal connection.” – Yakov Smirnoff

“If a book about failures doesn’t sell, is it a success?” – Jerry Seinfeld

“If you’re too open-minded; your brains will fall out.” – Lawrence Ferlinghetti

Funny quotes Everybody laughs the same in every language because laughter is a universal connection Aylake

Everybody laughs the same in every language because laughter is a universal connection 

“Never miss a good chance to shut up.” – Will Rogers

“I don’t hate you. I just don’t like that you exist” – Gena Showalter

“Don’t gobblefunk around with words.” – Roald Dahl

“A penny saved is a penny earned.” – Benjamin Franklin

“The funniest people are the saddest ones.” – Confucius

 

“Why is there so much month left at the end of the money?” – John Barrymore

“Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.” – Mark Twain

“Of all the things I’ve lost I miss my mind the most.” – Ozzy Osbourne

“The only reason some people get lost in thought is because it’s unfamiliar territory.”  – Paul Fix

“To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer.” – Paul R. Ehrlich

 

“I have learned from my mistakes, and I am sure I can repeat them exactly.” – Peter Cook

“I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them.” – Phyllis Diller

“We spend the first twelve months of our children’s lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.” – Phyllis Diller

“When a man opens a car door for his wife, it’s either a new car or a new wife.” – Prince Philip

“Life is a sexually transmitted disease.” – R. D. Laing

 

“I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives.” – Ralph Waldo Emerson

“Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.” – Redd Foxx

“The less Holy Spirit we have, the more cake and coffee we need to keep the church going.” – Reinhard Bonnke

“The best way to teach your kids about taxes is by eating 30 percent of their ice cream.” – Bill Murray

“I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done.” – Steven Wright

 

“A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I’m afraid of widths.” – Steven Wright

“I have always wanted to be somebody, but I see now I should have been more specific.” – Lily Tomlin

“Don’t be so humble – you are not that great.” – Golda Meir

“This suspense is terrible. I hope it will last.” – Oscar Wilde

“Marriage is like mushrooms: we notice too late if they are good or bad.” – Woody Allen

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